[to Banky] The latest View Askewniverse installment, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, includes an outtakes joke that pokes fun at the narrative premise. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! [counting his money] And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. So your in this for the pussy right? Steve-Dave Pulasti: Justice: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would. Sissy: That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! She is too fine. Jay: Love- Jay and Silent Bob. Jay: Willenholly, not wanting to face the political repercussions of "arresting a gay couple", lets them leave but quickly catches on and resumes pursuit. Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. There are a few outtakes worth seeking out in this featurette, but the rest is dreck. Is this the final movie set in 'The Askewniverse'? Teen #2: Your guide to Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, St. Peter and Paul Catholic Church - Larimer Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. And sometimes, you go back to the well. Brent: Show some respect. Reg Hartner: Jay: Check this shit out. (her character was deleted from the movie), is shown on a billboard in the film. Oh yeah, nice parenting. Gag Reel - 8+ minutes. Jay: Okay, play it cool, hot shot. Damn yous! Tickets? [to Jay] The familiar setting of the Quick Stop in New Jersey opens the picture, where we see two babies being wheeled up next to one another, while both parents leave them alone outside to watch over one another. One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches. Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. Have you seen them roaming around? "[18][19] In August 2001, Mike Schulz of River Cities' Reader wrote that, "for sheer laughs, both mindless and incredibly smart, nothing since 1997's Waiting for Guffman has even compared."[20]. Get that shit the fuck out of here. Ha, ha, you're gonna love this. I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. Who'd pay to see that? What are you, fucking retarded? Reco'nize. Jay: Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. [they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head]. Crazy crackers with guns. The View Askewniverse is a fictional universe created by writer/director Kevin Smith, featured in several films, comics and a television series; it is named for Smith's production company, View Askew Productions.The characters Jay and Silent Bob appear in almost all the View Askewniverse media, and characters from one story often reappear or are referred to in others. An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what? Jay: [7][8] From February to June 2019, Smith additionally re-adapted the plot of the film to the character of Mindy McCready / Hit-Girl in the relaunched Image comic book series, titled Hit-Girl: The Golden Rage of Hollywood, with Dave Lizewski filling the role of Banky Edwards.[9]. The label in the animal testing lab under the dart gun implores you to "brake" glass. Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob. Chaka Luther King: Let's go, misters. Silent Bob's Mother: Actually, there's a funny story behind that. Gus? The fuck you talkin' about? I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? Jay: Since you let our patsy slip away, you gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. Hmm, I don't know. It's either this or jail. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Holden: Angel slaps Jay with his harp]. Matt Damon: [to Silent Bob] I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go! I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. What? Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? Banky: Okay, you two. Hooker #1: Sissy: The woke ass "girl gang" shes a part of are also fucking annoying. At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. Angel Jay: Chaka Luther King: Come on, Silent Bob. No, but it's Miramax. I'll be right here waitin'. So? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Occupations Animal liberators (cover) Jewel thieves (in actuality) Powers/Skills Thievery Sabotage Incrimination Seduction and temptation Highly athletic and acrobatic Hobbies Setting up gullible men for pantsies for their criminal activities. Whillenholly: Originally intended to be the last film set in the Askewniverse, or to feature Jay and Silent Bob, Strike Back features many characters from the previous Askew films, some in dual roles and/or reprising roles from the previous four entries. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! Jay: You've got the wrong guys! While the duo is shocked to learn that they won't be getting any money from the film, they're more horrified that people on the Internet are badmouthing . Brodie: I mean, ya gotta grow man. Fuck you, you already said half. But I did see Casey Affleck buying a soda from a concession stand. Don't change the subject. Whillenholly: Metatron: God? Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film. Holden: And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with. [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. I said you LOVE the cock. What are we gonna do? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . Remember this fucking face. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.35:1 on this single-sided, double-layered DVD; the image has been enhanced for 16X9 televisions. The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. Jay: Fuck! Holy shit. You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. Jay: New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. All these assholes on the Internet are callin' us names because of this fuckin' stupid movie. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] Jason Mewes (Actor), Kevin Smith (Actor, Director, Writer) Format: VHS Tape 4,278 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape from $65.00 Additional VHS Tape options Edition Discs Price New from Used from VHS Tape August 13, 2002 1 $14.24 $14.24 $6.00 VHS Tape Go stand at a bus stop for two hours and you'll enjoy yourself better. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." It's never "Hey! Chaka's Production Assistant: Don't you recognize me? She has a nice voice, too. When they get to the Miramax lot, they find themselves in the background of an E! I've got a wiping problem. I'm a teen idol, dammit! Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Rated: Unrated Format: Blu-ray 4,242 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray from $49.98 DVD $7.50 VHS Tape $9.99 Additional Blu-ray options Edition Discs Price New from Used from Blu-ray June 29, 2021 Standard 1 $14.99 $14.99 $14.99 Blu-ray February 1, 2021 $10.14 $10.13 $13.30 Blu-ray Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass. We've got a mystery to solve! Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers. Chaka: Ben Affleck: Jay: Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay. When convenience store hangabouts Jay and Bob (see "Clerks") learn a film is being made with their comic book alter egos Bluntman and Chronic (see "Chasing Amy") and without any payment to them, the doped-out duo undertake a cross-country odyssey (see "Dogma") to sabotage the production (see "Mallrats"). I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Brief Synopsis: This reinserts 39!!! A deleted scene has the duo watch a Daredevil movie being filmed. Jason Biggs: Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll Fuckbeans. This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. Mua-ha-ha-ha! I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep? What the hell? The movie seemed designed specifically for my warped sense of humor. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.strikes back Getty Images Jay and Silent Bob, or rather Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, are not immune to Hollywood's current obsession with remakes. new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. Okay. Estimated time: 6 mins. Hooper: Quick Stop Groceries - 58 Leonard Avenue, Leonardo, New Jersey, USA. Whillenholly: Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. James Van Der Beek: Miramax Security Guard Gordon: The C.L.I.T is not real. I didn't think so. It features the 2001 Afroman hit, "Because I Got High", whose music video featured the characters Jay and Silent Bob. [Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump] So all we's gotta do is stop this fuckin' movie from getting made! Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. Last 3 plays: kylemartins99 . Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time. Free shipping for many products! But funny. They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. That would never work as a movie. The Secret Stash While each section of disc two may come with interesting titles, it usually just turns out to be yet more deleted footage. Look, man. [the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob]. Published Apr 18, 2020 Jay and Silent Bob Reboot's outtakes reveal a hilarious running joke that doubles as a commentary on society's attitude toward Hollywood. [Jay nods. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, Bluntman and Chronic: 2001: In the comedy film, the duo Jay and Silent Bob encounter the making of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, a satirical sequel to Good Will Hunting. You the man. Jay: I was a guard. No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer. NO! Jason Biggs: The organization is a front; Brent is a patsy, who will free animals from a laboratory as a diversion while the girls rob a diamond depository. Action, Gus or what? When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. Silent Bob shakes his head]. While the picture betrayed a few concerns, as a whole it looked quite good and it offered the strongest image of any Smith DVD to date. Chaka: Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. Brent: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: What you don't believe me? [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. Daphne: So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck? Girls like that kinda shit. Additional Extra Features Also on disc two are trailers, stills galleries, music videos, and cast and crew filmographies. [slaps it out his hands] Fine, I'll give you two-thirds of what I make. Then taste it. Why are you shooting at me? Chaka: Shannen Doherty: Oh, but I think it is. Jason Biggs: Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time! Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. P.S. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? Who's watching these babies? It includes a longer scene with the two scenes joking. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. You're not paralyzed. Jay: Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. [after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. The little stoner was right! Protestants usually acknowledge that Mary was a virgin only until after Jesus' birth. Jay: Teen #2: Reg Hartner: Then you're all you motherfucks are next. [Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey]. Go to hell, Pacey! You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. What've I been telling you? Silent Bob: You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. Sissy: Watching the news, Justice takes the diamonds to Hollywood to fix things, with Willenholly close behind. The pair jump into a sewer system, and Willenholly is tricked into jumping off a dam. Brenda? Whillenholly: This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. Whillenholly: Hey! Jay: The movie is also available to rent or purchase from prices starting at $3.99 from DirecTV, Google Play, YouTube, Redbox, iTunes, Vudu and the Mircosoft Store. Whillenholly: In 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' (2001), a guy who comes out and clicks the clapperboard for a few seconds is Paul Dini, an Emmy-winning writer who first created the character Harley Quinn on Batman TAS (this is part of the commentary) Director: Kevin Smith OVERALL: Draw. During pre-production, Mewes would have constant mood swings due to heroin withdrawal, to the point that Smith actually threw him out of his car on their way to the set one day. Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." Remember, folks stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended. Teen #2: It's really a fucking drag. [15], Roger Ebert gave the film 3 out of 4 stars, writing that "[w]hether you will like 'Jay and Silent Bob' depends on who you are Kevin Smith's movies are either made specifically for you, or specifically not made for you". Well, FUCK that. Hold it like you'd hold a woman. That's the ape. Holy Fuck! Comedy. Then you can do the art picture. 'Scuse me. Get the fuck off her. Sorry, Justice. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit. Another white boy in this movie? Banky: Stealin' the little monkey. Jay: What've I been telling you? Whillenholly: The Market research says that people love monkeys. A multiple-choice quiz by discodivafever . Jay: [Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]. Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie! The film was a minor commercial success, grossing $33.8 million worldwide from a $22 million budget, and received mixed reviews from critics. Uh the fat one's watchin the little one? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go. So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Many Deleted Scenes, Bloopers, and Special Mentions throughout the credits. The film's plot was heavily inspired by Chasing Dogma, a comic book miniseries that Smith wrote in 1998 and 1999 to explore events that happened in the Askewniverse between Chasing Amy and Dogma.[11]. Justice: Brent: Fred: [exasperated] Did you ever get to 3rd base with her? Holden: You actually watch that show? Technically, the DVDs are good, just as you'd expect from Buena Vista. [he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? Jesus loves the little children Angel Jay: Walt "Fanboy" Grover: True story! [to Silent Bob] Ben Affleck: Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. Hitchhiker: Picture Fear not, for the beauty of the ageing central two dudes is there for all to see in a clear transfer of this movie to disc. [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! Before they were rebooted in 2019, Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob set off on their own adventure in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. What's your damage, little boy? You can't take it back. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot R 2019, Comedy, 1h 35m 64% Tomatometer 42 Reviews 93% Audience Score 500+ Verified Ratings What to know critics consensus Fan-focused to a fault, Jay & Silent Bob. The loose plotting and crude language may be too much for others though. She's also a main character in the movie. hilarious deleted scenes back into the movie, making this the longest and most complete version of Jay and Silent Bob ever. You need two hands. Tricia Jones: What do we do with them now? Brodie: I'd do anything for you. Like I JUST got into the whole Clerks universe because I saw the Clerks 3 trailer. James Van Der Beek: I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic. Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. Rumor is Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are working on a super secret project on the lot. [Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night]. Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. [over Gordon's walkie talkie] Lonely. After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. Chaka: Will you fuck me when you get out? Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this Ben Affleck: Jay: They escape as the police arrive and the van explodes, believing the girls have perished. What more could two guys from New Jersey want? [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. Jay: I'm counting on you, Sheriff. Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! [to Teen #2] [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. I make that shit work. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that! Shaggy: For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies. Holden : The Internet buzz. Why? That's what I thought.